tudey

i woke up with a dry throat today. i went to the fridge to get something to wet it. there was water and all, but then i saw my favorite drink. milk tea! i thought to myself "im going to drink that after i sleep for 2 more hours". i took a sip of water and went back to sleep. after two hours, i got up and went to the fridge. the fucking milk tea was gone. then i turned around and saw the empty milk tea bottle. my brother must have gotten his filthy little hands on it. i got mad and hit the fridge with my hand lightly. (if i hit it hard, it might have broken).

then i mailed my friend with my cell phone and he came over. i was listening to animal collective when he came in and he thought i was kind of cool. we watched 2 minutes of the blue print video. i told him about how much i love it when danny brady wears pink t-shirts. his tail slide suv it out on the bank while wearing his pink T is my favorite trick in that whole video. then we got ready to go to the pool because it was free to get in today. he didnt have his swiming suit so i lent him my nike shorts that had a tiny bit of shit on the ass part. i wore them the day before while farting i guess. *shrugs*.

then we got to the pool. it is the first pool ever made in japan. its right near my house. it is just a big rectangle with no slides or anything. we went in and started playing tag. we were both happy because we felt our fat leaving our bodies. then my friend ran into this old man. the old man got all pissed and my friend ignored him and swam away. it looked like he was running away from a beast. i then went over to the old man and said this to him. "i know youre a stressed out old man swimming laps in a pool 4 kids". then he said "me?". i said "never mind old man, this is a place to play, not swim laps" and he swam away. i won the battle. i felt strong.

then we went home and i took a bath and we were about to put some ants in the ant growing kit but we saw a The Far Side book so we started reading it. it was pretty boring. then we decided not to put the ants in today because it was too hot and we felt like lazy slimes. we had been planning to get some Ganja today so we phoned the guy and told we want two grams and he told us to come over because he had some ready for us. we went and bought it after a 10 minute train ride.

then we walked to a park and saw a cat that looked like this fat guy from highschool. an old lady was feeding it with a sad look on her face, and we joked that it was his mother. we then found a public bathroom, and decided to See The Light (get high) in the public bathroom. it was getting dark out side and the lights werent on yet in the bathroom, so we used my cell phone as a flash light. we started inhaling leaf smoke and after a few hits, we heard someone coming into the bathroom. we then heard pee noises. we made poo noises. then my friend pretended to become this bug that climbs up walls and it was funny. i pretended that a rainbow came out of my dick. we horsed around for a few minutes, smoked more Rasta Leaf and went out into the wild. we walked around town. i put on my headphones and started to listen to animal collective. i went and started lightly banging my head on a near by metal fence. my friend was scared that someone might see me so i stopped and then put the head phones on him and told him to try not banging his head against the wall lightly. he tried. he couldnt resist. his head hit the wall. he felt it. we felt it.

we went into the store we went into yesterday with the simpsons poster. we both had turns of looking straight into the simpsons poster while saying "simpsonize me" in smooth heavenly voices. then we saw lava lamps and decided to pretend to look at, and enjoy them. they didnt look that amazing, but we pretended to feel peaceful. then we laughed at how boring the people browsing the store looked like. they were all mid 20s fake hipsters looking at toys. they had their eyes open and their mouths closed, just like any other normal bored person. the store was playing japanese bands covering green day songs. it actually sounded pretty good. i saw that the cd that was playing was on display near the counter with a NOW PLAYING sign. the cd cover read "PUNK ROCK HITS VOLUE 3" or something similar. i think i will buy it tomorrow. i need it. I Need It Bad.

then we went to a store that sells meat on rice. we couldnt find the door to enter and a guy eating saw us searching thru the window. he pointed at the door with a mad face. we bowed to him. he was a master, and a savoir. then we got in, but i saw this blonde teen out side. now, it is a rare occasion to get to see a blonde teen white girl here, so we rushed out of the store, and went around the corner to look at the blonde. it turned out to be some asian whore looking girl with died hair. i was sad.

then we found a japanese style cheap restaraunt. we went in and got fish, black stuff, miso soup, rice, and tofu. when they guy was filling out bowls with miso soup, he spilled some. he looked like he didnt give a damn. what a cool guy. hardcore bro. we sat on some chairs and started eating. my friend started feeling sick and he said he couldnt eat it all. i ate all of mine. i got really mad at him because i felt like i got fat and he didnt. he definitely wasnt going to eat all of his supper so we set our minds to go. then we remembered that you needed to bring the trays and plates back to the counter. we couldnt do it in that state of mind. we decided to punk the fuck out of the situation and just leave the plates on the table. we went out. i put my head phones on and started to listen to album leaf. then modest mousee. then the smiths. i am mister indie. i listen to famous 'indie' bands. my friend was listening to something but i didnt know what it was.

then we went home, and im listening to american alalog set right now (always count on mister indie to listen to an indie band). my bird is sitting at the bottom of the cage with its mouth open. its a lil grampa (i know its male because it sings this crappy melody and dances all the time (it really does.) im drinking green tea right now. (no pussy ass shit in it like honey or sugar).

i must say, it was a great day.